Water Pirates

When I see the title, it really looks like I'm going to talk about some sort of Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of Dark Waters kinda thing, but I'm thinking more along the lines of roving bands of thugs who steal your water, like in some sort of Post-Apocalyptic desert scenario.

Hence the following e-mail:
Me: 

Another sign of my tragic space dementia...  I remembered that I was thirsty and I remembered that I took the lid off of it (then got distracted), so I figure I should take that drink I wanted to and then put the lid back on.  I pick up the drink.  I remember filling it all the way to the top.  there's like 3" of water out of it.  Damn that Dehydration Gang!  they've struck again!

Husband:

Bastards.  Fucking water pirates.