Me: Home health and Hospice, this is Carena...
unknown: Hey, little girl, want some candy?
Me: Yay! I love candy!
unknown: I need you to do me a favor...
Me: Yay! I love favors!!
unknown: ... or drinks... should I offer to buy you a drink?
Me: Yay! I love drinks!!
unknown: ...hrm... or maybe just buy you a drink and put a candy bar in it...?
Me: Yay! I love candy and I love drinks, so Yay!
unknown: Ok, I need you to fax me xyz list
Me: Yay! I love faxing
unknown: do you need my fax number?
Me: Yay! I love information!
unknown: do you even know who this is?
Me: Yay! I love mysteries!!
Unknown: this is Jamie
Me: Yay! I love Jamie!!!