Sunday, February 1, 2009

A-Team Wisdom

This is a list of things that I, personally, have learned from the A-Team.

Epic - Adj.: Heroic and impressive in quality

1) Dynamite takes 3 attempts to light and then blow up

2) Cars/Jeeps/Tanks are actually actively looking for ANY reason to jump up and flip over.

3) A needle stick can be explained away as a mosquito bite

4) Any vehicle can be turned into a weapon if you have a guy who can weld on your side.

5) There will always be a bad guy who can only be taken down by sheer force.
5 a.) If you hold the moral high ground, you can easily win by throwing him in the back of his own truck. The fight will just leave him.

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